from the Underground

2008-02-10T21:49:07Z

Really worked the old guy over in 'Nam. Looks like he must have fallen on a lot of grenades or something. Looks like 40 years worth of shrapnel in that one's jaws. I need a drink.

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QotD: The Best Scent

2008-02-10T21:14:05Z

What is your favorite scent or smell and why? sandalwood. it just makes me feel good. Submitted by Nebraska Plates.

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QotD: Martin Luther King Jr. Day

2008-01-21T13:20:53Z

Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day. What's your strongest memory or impression of King's contributions? theres a man who believed in his actions and words so much that he didn't hesistate to die so that they may be etched into the hearts and mi...

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The Making of the Band: Jethro Tull

2008-01-20T06:29:32Z

Why is everything so fucking good?

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QotD: Happy Birthday To Me

2008-01-16T13:39:09Z

How do you feel about your birthday? Do you look forward to it and remind all your friends, or do you dread it and try to keep it a secret? It is what it is. I don't care much for the celebrations. I can't however but appreciate anyone who ackno...

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Krishnamurti for Dummies

2008-01-16T11:41:41Z

It is not that I fear you but rather I value the importance of my legs.

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QotD: On "American Idol"

2008-01-15T13:36:27Z

The seventh season of "American Idol" premieres tonight. Will you be watching, or are you over it? nyet.

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Fendi's 2008 Spring Fashion Catalogue For Dogs

2008-01-15T03:12:02Z

How shameful and saddening it would be if you were to collect the fate of those who before you also held the key to the space traveler. Some are so content to allow us only the would be luxury of a hot air balloon so we can attempt to hug the clou...

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Obama Tempts the Lord

2008-01-14T07:23:29Z

And you shall know him as Gunther.

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Squeaky Couldn't Kill a Fly Let Alone a Ford

2008-01-14T07:13:04Z

"The next time you see me," he said, "you had better bring some jam." Johnny walked. Johnny smiled. Johnny stopped and Johnny turned. The fact that he did so only after stopping must be stressed. "Fuck you say, dude, I better bring some jam?! Yo...

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